I like when my recent google searches paint a portrait of my daily life.

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do the dudes get together in savages
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so quiet on the canine front
i have no mouth and i must scream

robert downey jr. has become aware that chris evans has the shoulder-to-waist ratio of a dorito and i am kneeling on the floor in the shards of my life, clutching a comically inadequate gluestick.

Buy pint of cookie dough ice cream, ten minutes in, left with intricate series of collapsing tunnels and a pint of chocolate chip ice cream. “The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.”

  • me when i'm angry: *x files theme songs plays as i enter the room*
  • me when i'm happy: *twin peaks theme song plays as i enter the room*

tousledbirdmadgrrrl:

Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

"may all your wounds be mortal"

memslice:

Absolutely my favorite piece from the artbook.

(via anangelstears)

nowfailingoutofschool asked: How goes your Avatar: The Last Airbender journey? How devastating are your Zuko and/or Azula feelings, on a scale from one to Mount Saint Helens?

Ha ha ha I finished it and BOY AM I GLAD YOU ASKED.

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i wish you hadn’t said that. this is freaking me out so much that i actually lost feeling in the palms of my hands.

I am sorry for your weakness on the eve of discovery.

#sashayed  

I have some really beautiful scientific illustrations of fungi cross sections to frame and I had a dream last night that I was on a quest to add a scientific cross section of Toad’s head to my collection.

There were a lot of detractors in the dream trying to tell me his head isn’t actually a mushroom cap, it’s a hat, but I’d had this Prometheus-esque vision of the beautiful fungal structure inside of Toad’s head and I was relentless.